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Please check out sister-site NewsQuips.com (and .ca)!

Joel JohannesenThere’s more activity at NewsQuips.com (and NewsQuips.ca for Canucks) these days! NewsQuips is new. It’s a compilation site, full of news headlines, and (often) snarky quips about them. It’s news from the right perspective. The conservative perspective. The .com version is U.S. news only. The .ca version includes Canadian news as well as American news of interest […]

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Put Up Or Shut Up.

Joel JohannesenToday in scientific proof that even the alarmists don’t believe in their own “man-made global warming” and specifically its disastrously rising sea level theories, a headline in the Washington Post: This new mapping technology will show whether global warming could drown your town “Drown your town!” Wow! Sadly for the global warming alarmists and professional freak-out artists, […]

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Headlines moved; accepting op-eds

Joel JohannesenThe sometimes-snarky headlines that I have been generating here (and for Canadians, at ProudToBeCanadian.ca) for the past month or so seem to be going over pretty well, so I’ve moved them to a new site, NewsQuips.com: (and NewsQuips.ca for Canadian headlines). Also, I’ve decided to start accepting opinion columns from the public for publication at […]

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BAD DAY FOR OBAMA; rest of America shakes head

Joel JohannesenObama’s VA Secretary Shinseki resigns; Obama’s spokesmodel Jay Carney resigns. Shinseki resigns – Obama claims that he’s accepting Shinseki’s resignation “because he would be a distraction.” (THAT’s why?) – Claims the problem “predates his presidency” (AKA blame Bush). Thinks that excuses him from responsibility, after campaigning in 2008 on being the guy who could […]

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Far-left Seattle council delays its Socialist Alternative plan to raise minimum wage to $15

Joel JohannesenSeattle, now led by far-leftists, had a plan to raise the minimum wage to $15. Now they’ve delayed it. Council member Kshama Sawant’s Socialist Alternative Party (among their policies: “Take into public ownership the top 500 corporations and banks that dominate the U.S. economy… For a socialist United States and a socialist world.”) got […]

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BoldColors Headlines are Bold and Colorful

Joel JohannesenYou’ve noticed BoldColors.net has adopted a news headlines format for the “front page,” and it has been going over very well. So we will continue to do it. Visit everyday and throughout the day to see what we’re reading, and to find out what the main political news thrust of the day is. Headlines […]

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Hillary rides a Boeing, or Boeing rides a bought politician? Or both.

Joel JohannesenFew things irk me more than fat-cat politicians using their positions, and huge corporations using their cash, working together for each other’s benefit. Nothing about it smells pleasant. A fat-cat politician using her position to get cash used to be called, well, any number of nasty criminal things which would land you and me […]

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Lose Firefox. But if you must keep it, don’t do web searches with it and they’ll go broke.

Joel JohannesenIf you haven’t heard of the backlash against Mozilla, which is the owner of the Firefox browser brand, here are a few links to bring you up to speed: Mozilla CEO & The Intolerant-Left Thought Police Liberals Who Have Forgotten How to be Liberal A Faculty Revolution Against Free Speech Mozilla’s Intolerance OkFascist Tolerance: […]

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Liberal: “Blather!” Conservative: “Science! Facts!”

Joel JohannesenBang! Loved this Twitter exchange from last night between Townhall.com’s Katie Pavlich, who is indomitable, and the failed CNN host Piers Morgan, rabid and apparently ignorant anti-gun zealot. The back-and-forth actually went on for a while, but this one hits the target: Um, they have dropped. Down by half since 1992. Facts, @piersmorgan — […]

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Dems and their media division demand GOP list their Obamacare fixes; while Dems have none

Joel JohannesenThe Democrats are still hammering (and possible sickle-ing) out their “smart” strategy to deal with the growing Obamacare failure, in time for the 2014 mid-term campaign, but “Fix Obamacare, don’t repeal it!” seems to be the nut. NBC’s Chuck Todd thought it might be fun to ask the head of the Democrats exactly what […]

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Help fund new TV movie about serial late-term abortionist Kermit Gosnell

Joel JohannesenThe movie-makers behind the excellent documentary “FrackNation” are launching a unique crowd-sourcing effort to fund a new TV movie about the late-term abortionist and baby killer Kermit Gosnell. Click here to help fund this important TV film, since liberal Hollywood and the mainstream media won’t do it.

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Actual news, not satire: aborted babies thrown into furnace to heat hospitals. Thanks liberals.

Joel JohannesenI found the story not by being informed via the ever so trusty mainstream media, but via Twitter. One of the conservatives I follow on Twitter tweeted it out. Then another, then another. Only conservatives tweeted it out. A link to The Telegraph was included. I set out to read more about it. Being […]

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When government deems a park as sacred and organizes a “pilgrimage?” Tweet Poo!

Joel JohannesenTotal confusion! The upcoming “Earth Day” (barf) promises lots of pure, natural, “organic,” un-man-made, Earthy stuff to do. If, that is, as a normal person, you can ignore the left-wing aura that envelopes the obviously politically tainted “Earth Day.” For example, you could do like the Muslims do when they embark on their sacred […]

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