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Arctic Apple Takes a Bite Out of Pseudo-Science

Mischa PopoffAfter years of research and extensive field testing, the Okanagan’s own GMO apple is going to the big leagues. Genetically-modified organisms (GMOs) are routinely attacked by urban organic activists in spite of the fact that not a single ailment has ever been linked to this technology. And now, as a testament to the baselessness of […]

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People Who Won’t Be President

Theo CaldwellWe must remember that Democrats are not like normal people. In their world, Barack Obama is a brilliant, inspiring speaker and Joe Biden should be trusted with scissors. It is within this context that someone like Hillary Clinton, a canker sore of a public figure, is considered a natural, even inevitable, leader. Notwithstanding Mrs. […]

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“Lost” Emails Should Be the End of the IRS

Theo CaldwellThere is a double indignity to being on the receiving end of a bad lie. The insult of being served with obvious dishonesty is compounded by the liar’s presumption that you are stupid enough to swallow it. Claims by the Internal Revenue Service that they’ve “lost” emails from Lois Lerner and a half-dozen other […]

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Hillary rides a Boeing, or Boeing rides a bought politician? Or both.

Joel JohannesenFew things irk me more than fat-cat politicians using their positions, and huge corporations using their cash, working together for each other’s benefit. Nothing about it smells pleasant. A fat-cat politician using her position to get cash used to be called, well, any number of nasty criminal things which would land you and me […]

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Lose Firefox. But if you must keep it, don’t do web searches with it and they’ll go broke.

Joel JohannesenIf you haven’t heard of the backlash against Mozilla, which is the owner of the Firefox browser brand, here are a few links to bring you up to speed: Mozilla CEO & The Intolerant-Left Thought Police Liberals Who Have Forgotten How to be Liberal A Faculty Revolution Against Free Speech Mozilla’s Intolerance OkFascist Tolerance: […]

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Liberal: “Blather!” Conservative: “Science! Facts!”

Joel JohannesenBang! Loved this Twitter exchange from last night between’s Katie Pavlich, who is indomitable, and the failed CNN host Piers Morgan, rabid and apparently ignorant anti-gun zealot. The back-and-forth actually went on for a while, but this one hits the target: Um, they have dropped. Down by half since 1992. Facts, @piersmorgan — […]

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Dems and their media division demand GOP list their Obamacare fixes; while Dems have none

Joel JohannesenThe Democrats are still hammering (and possible sickle-ing) out their “smart” strategy to deal with the growing Obamacare failure, in time for the 2014 mid-term campaign, but “Fix Obamacare, don’t repeal it!” seems to be the nut. NBC’s Chuck Todd thought it might be fun to ask the head of the Democrats exactly what […]

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Help fund new TV movie about serial late-term abortionist Kermit Gosnell

Joel JohannesenThe movie-makers behind the excellent documentary “FrackNation” are launching a unique crowd-sourcing effort to fund a new TV movie about the late-term abortionist and baby killer Kermit Gosnell. Click here to help fund this important TV film, since liberal Hollywood and the mainstream media won’t do it.

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Actual news, not satire: aborted babies thrown into furnace to heat hospitals. Thanks liberals.

Joel JohannesenI found the story not by being informed via the ever so trusty mainstream media, but via Twitter. One of the conservatives I follow on Twitter tweeted it out. Then another, then another. Only conservatives tweeted it out. A link to The Telegraph was included. I set out to read more about it. Being […]

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When government deems a park as sacred and organizes a “pilgrimage?” Tweet Poo!

Joel JohannesenTotal confusion! The upcoming “Earth Day” (barf) promises lots of pure, natural, “organic,” un-man-made, Earthy stuff to do. If, that is, as a normal person, you can ignore the left-wing aura that envelopes the obviously politically tainted “Earth Day.” For example, you could do like the Muslims do when they embark on their sacred […]

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Good evening. Here’s your totally useless news report from your crackerjack journalists, for Friday.

Joel JohannesenSo… what the heck are “encounters” with police? And how many “encounters” with police by one or two thugs does it take to wake up a reporter… 12? 97? How about 120? Still asleep? 300? OK how about 460-odd? Does that wake you up? Apparently the magic number of police encounters is well over […]

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