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Hillary rides a Boeing, or Boeing rides a bought politician? Or both.

Joel JohannesenFew things irk me more than fat-cat politicians using their positions, and huge corporations using their cash, working together for each other’s benefit. Nothing about it smells pleasant. A fat-cat politician using her position to get cash used to be called, well, any number of nasty criminal things which would land you and me […]

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Lose Firefox. But if you must keep it, don’t do web searches with it and they’ll go broke.

Joel JohannesenIf you haven’t heard of the backlash against Mozilla, which is the owner of the Firefox browser brand, here are a few links to bring you up to speed: Mozilla CEO & The Intolerant-Left Thought Police Liberals Who Have Forgotten How to be Liberal A Faculty Revolution Against Free Speech Mozilla’s Intolerance OkFascist Tolerance: […]

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Liberal: “Blather!” Conservative: “Science! Facts!”

Joel JohannesenBang! Loved this Twitter exchange from last night between Townhall.com’s Katie Pavlich, who is indomitable, and the failed CNN host Piers Morgan, rabid and apparently ignorant anti-gun zealot. The back-and-forth actually went on for a while, but this one hits the target: Um, they have dropped. Down by half since 1992. Facts, @piersmorgan — […]

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Dems and their media division demand GOP list their Obamacare fixes; while Dems have none

Joel JohannesenThe Democrats are still hammering (and possible sickle-ing) out their “smart” strategy to deal with the growing Obamacare failure, in time for the 2014 mid-term campaign, but “Fix Obamacare, don’t repeal it!” seems to be the nut. NBC’s Chuck Todd thought it might be fun to ask the head of the Democrats exactly what […]

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Help fund new TV movie about serial late-term abortionist Kermit Gosnell

Joel JohannesenThe movie-makers behind the excellent documentary “FrackNation” are launching a unique crowd-sourcing effort to fund a new TV movie about the late-term abortionist and baby killer Kermit Gosnell. Click here to help fund this important TV film, since liberal Hollywood and the mainstream media won’t do it.

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Actual news, not satire: aborted babies thrown into furnace to heat hospitals. Thanks liberals.

Joel JohannesenI found the story not by being informed via the ever so trusty mainstream media, but via Twitter. One of the conservatives I follow on Twitter tweeted it out. Then another, then another. Only conservatives tweeted it out. A link to The Telegraph was included. I set out to read more about it. Being […]

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When government deems a park as sacred and organizes a “pilgrimage?” Tweet Poo!

Joel JohannesenTotal confusion! The upcoming “Earth Day” (barf) promises lots of pure, natural, “organic,” un-man-made, Earthy stuff to do. If, that is, as a normal person, you can ignore the left-wing aura that envelopes the obviously politically tainted “Earth Day.” For example, you could do like the Muslims do when they embark on their sacred […]

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Good evening. Here’s your totally useless news report from your crackerjack journalists, for Friday.

Joel JohannesenSo… what the heck are “encounters” with police? And how many “encounters” with police by one or two thugs does it take to wake up a reporter… 12? 97? How about 120? Still asleep? 300? OK how about 460-odd? Does that wake you up? Apparently the magic number of police encounters is well over […]

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Ukraine: Liberal media scatter like rats now, after first getting Obama elected

Joel JohannesenNotes on the news coverage of Ukraine crisis: As soon as this started happening, I recalled in my little noggin the words of straight-shooter Sarah Palin, from back in 2008. She warned that if Obama were elected, Putin might just try to take Ukraine. I mostly remember liberals and their media laughing like hyenas […]

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Remember Obama “evolved” on gay marriage, rather than lied? Well…

Joel JohannesenIf you read my last entry, WaPo fact-checks Obama but don’t worry, Obama’s not lying. Just “problematic claims,”  you’ll love this. I’ll wait right here while you read that. OK. Today I read an article by Guy Benson at Townhall: New Sebelius Lie: Seven Million Obamacare Enrollments Was Never Our Goal. From my earlier […]

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WaPo fact-checks Obama but don’t worry, Obama’s not lying. Just “problematic claims.”

Joel JohannesenTo the Obama-luvin’ mainstream media, an outright lie to and pure deception of the American people by the president of the United States, is reduced to only a “problematic claim.” And this is itself problematic. Especially when we know the news media is onto him. They know it’s a lie. When a used car […]

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Reporting on Hillary Clinton? Better be positive, or else it’s baseless.

Joel JohannesenIf you’ve heard of the recent expose on the stack of memoirs and transcripts of conversations between Hillary Clinton and her best friend Diane Blair, it’s probably been written in much the same context as any other articles which shine a potentially negative light on either Bill or Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama. For […]

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