Ann Coulter

Blonde Moments, Fox News Channel Style

It’s the weekend, which gives me license to relax and be un-serious about everything.

In that spirit, and with the proviso that you understand I’m perfectly OK with other hair colors, please allow me to be a blondist, and a keen observer of the differences between the two (and only two) sexes  –  or what we conservatives call “a regular guy”  –  for a sec, for this one observation, which I made moments ago while watching Fox News Channel.  It caused me to recall a previous, very similar such observation made, well, repeatedly, over the years.

A “blonde moment,” Fox News Channel style — where it means pretty much the opposite of what it means elsewhere:

Dana Perino with Kirsten Powers, each saying brilliant things.
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Megyn Kelly with Ann Coulter, each saying brilliant things.
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Rinse and repeat. Please.

 

Snippets from the Joelosphere

Lines I liked this morning:
First up: from Ann Coulter’s latest column. She’s continuing to try to edify liberals (good luck with that, Ann) on the stupidity at the root of their pathological gun control fetish, the construct of which has them purposely shielding their gaze from some of the actual roots of the actual problem.

… Of course, the vast majority of mentally disturbed individuals are not dangerous. But looking at it from the other end, more than half of all mass murder is committed by the mentally ill. Gun ownership doesn’t lead to random murder rampages; mental illness does.

And the good news for Republicans is: Democrats will only pretend to support keeping guns out of the hands of dangerous psychotics, while working frantically to gut and undermine such measures. Liberals fear “stigmatizing” the mentally ill more than they fear another mass murder.

Instead of proposing serious reforms, the Democrats play politics by demonizing responsible gun owners and the Republicans who defend them.

The Democrats’ gun proposals are like the joke about the drunk looking for his keys under the lamplight:

“Is that where you dropped them?”

“No, but the light’s better here.” …

I might add that in my opinion, the pose struck by liberals on the gun control issue reminds me of a drunkard pissing in the wind, and then lying and blaming the direction of the wind on “man-made global warming” and, of course, as if I had to tell you, Bush. And yes, my over-the-top mixed metaphor is happily acknowledged.

Another favorite quote comes from the equally inimitable James Taranto, and his Best of the Web column at the Wall Street Journal, today. Part of it concerns the death of the evil socialist dictator Hugo Chavez:

The socialist Venezuelan demagogue died of cancer yesterday, as London’s left-wing Guardian notes in an over-the-top obit:

No one imagined it would end like this. A ravaged body, a hospital bed, a shroud of silence, invisible. Hugo Chávez’s life blazed drama, a command performance, and friend and foe alike always envisaged an operatic finale.

He would rule for decades, transform Venezuela and Latin America, and bid supporters farewell from the palace balcony, an old man, his work complete. Or, a parallel fantasy: he would tumble from power, disgraced and defeated by the wreckage of revolution, ending his days a hounded pariah.

Oh give us a break. Chavez announced he had cancer almost two years ago, and it had been clear for months that his condition was terminal. It would take either an overactive imagination or none at all to fail to imagine “it would end like this.” Still, Chavez’s expected death calls to mind Hilaire Belloc’s “Epitaph on the Politician Himself”:

Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician’s corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged,
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

I don’t even appreciate poetry, but that struck a bell with me. I appreciate the facts of life, and that there is good, and there is evil, and Hugo Chavez was firmly, if not also arrogantly and glibly, on the side of evil. Yes, that is a little ironic too, given his speech at the U.N., the supposed bastion of diplomacy, where he sneered that he could smell sulfur in the wake of President Bush speaking there just before him. Bush actually being squarely on the side of good. So I, too, longed to see Chavez hanged, if metaphorically.

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Obama staged an apocalyptic freak-out show for weeks, using first-responders and others as props, to scare Americans into siding with him and hating Republicans.

Finally, it’s not so much a quotable quote, but an observation by Michael Reagan this morning, which gave me some hope for the salvation of what I’ve come to worry is a nation full of what Rush Limbaugh calls the “low-information voter.” (By the way, that term is, in its own right, a spot-on term worthy of serious consideration among conservatives hoping to win elections; i.e. inform them, preferably with Reagan’s father’s own method: speaking in “bold colors!”).

Michael Reagan is talking about a vote during this week’s Los Angeles mayoral primaries, which because they are pretty much going bankrupt after years of progressive party rule, included a proposition to raise city sales taxes (and adhering to one of the real modi operandi of the political progressive liberal left, it would of course also raise government spending). See if this image doesn’t look familiar:

Proposition A was backed by the police chief and outgoing Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who used police academy recruits as props and warned of losing 500 city cops if the sales tax hike was defeated.

Yes…

Just as Obama tried to scare the public into believing that the sequester would hurt our national security, the local pols here tried to scare voters into thinking public safety would be endangered without Proposition A.

And yet… perhaps hoist with their own petard (the petard being lie-bomb Obama), the lying politicians in the left coast’s center of the left-wing universe lost the vote.

 

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According to Barack Hussein Obama, Joel Johannesen did not build this BoldColors.net site, but only saw it through to its fruition thanks to the benevolence of government (Barack Hussein Obama idiocy tour, 2012).

All of that socialist claptrap notwithstanding, I’m still using this site to whimsically seek to become one of Barack Obama’s fabled, evil, “millionaires and billionaires,” so please pre-order our former columnist Ann Coulter’s newest book “Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama” through our BoldColors.net – Amazon.com link. It will be her 9th New York Times best-seller.

Even though Ann Coulter doesn’t like Barack Obama, it’s not racist to not like him (despite what lying liberal demagogues repeat over and over). It’s just astute, right thinking! And for now at least, government does still allow conservatives to say things, and write them down, then sell the thoughts after publishing them; and it’s thanks once again to the benevolent government that you can buy them from private retailers like Amazon.ca (but pay the sales tax!). Thanks government!

So it’s really thanks to government that Ann Coulter could write the book, and you can buy it, and all of this has come together thanks to the state. So we’re good.

Thanks!

Ann Coulter: 'MUGGED'

 

(A shout-out to Al Gore for inventing the internet. Which he apparently did on his own.)

*Canadians buy it here*

I’ll see your vagina and raise you an anus.

Our former columnist Ann Coulter throws all manner of verbiage and body-partage out there in her latest go-round with liberal idiocy. Read this week’s column.

It’s… why it’s slutty!

What really made me laugh was thinking of “tag words” to go with this blog entry. I settled on a couple of the usual, and added “vagina.” Then, of course, I laughed as I hit ENTER.

Dear. God. No pun intended on the word ENTER, above.

 

Public-sector unions are wrong. Normal voters, taxpayers, non bongo drummers, tend to agree.

As I’ve mentioned, after nine years or so, I’ve sadly dropped our contract with Ann Coulter for her weekly column. But I’m still in a trade union with her. The union makes us strong, dontchaknow. Besides, the union means I can never really fire her anyway. On the other hand, specifically my far left hand, it makes me her equal to her in every way, especially with regard to her writing skills. So that’s cool. Also her income. Which is even cooler.

So here’s a snippet and a link to her latest column. Which I should actually get paid for too. What do ya want?!  Columnist justice!  When do we want it?!  Now!  If I understand the contract correctly.

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THE RECALL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD

…The Democrats will do anything the government unions ask, because (1) It’s not their money they’re spending, it’s the taxpayers’; and (2) Government unions reciprocate by making sure the Democrats keep getting re-elected. …

I think some government unions might protest this column. I just hope they bring bongo drums.

Silencing Ann Coulter

About nine years ago when I first started securing my favorite columnists for my various political web sites, several turned me down. They presumably looked at my site (before BoldColors.net existed it was NotNaked.com, way back then, and in Canada, ProudToBeCanadian.ca), and possibly felt that I and my other politically conservative-minded columnists and guest columnists may be writing in “bold colors” that were, well, too bold. And they chickened out.

But the chairman of writing in bold colors (as a fan of Ronald Reagan she’d get the name of this newer web site  –  BoldColors.net) and one of the most famous and most successful conservative writers of our time, Ann Coulter, was among the first I was able to get.

Ann CoulterI almost didn’t. Her fee was too high at first, so I begged a little, dug deeper, and lo and behold, the fee was reduced and I found some money. I always said she just felt sorry for me, particularly as I was a fairly rare true conservative… in Canada yet! In America it’s not that unusual to be “out” as a conservative. I know, you think Americans are intolerant of conservatives. You know nothing. Go to Canada, particularly back as recently as nine years ago. That was a lot tougher. I must therefore have been either insane or pathetic enough to warrant some sympathy in my effort to expose typically liberal-left Canadians to some real, true, conservative thoughts and ideas. And sure, it might sell some books. Like 14 of ‘em.

Truth be told, it was her agents at Universal who did her bidding. Here’s a shocker: No, I don’t chat with Ann Coulter daily, and I don’t discuss her weekly column with her. But lots of those really intelligent and angry commenters and e-mailers and haters seem to think so, as they’d constantly comment or email me telling me I should tell Ann Coulter… fill in the blank with some horrid things, like: where to go, where to shove her ideas, where she should move to or be moved to, where she should stuff this or that, and so on. Manifestly, they want me to silence her (left unsaid: because they’re utterly intolerant of voices that don’t mimic their liberal meme, that famous liberal quest for freedom of speech is a lie, their pretend love of “diversity,” and that fake “tolerance,” all betrayed as complete BS). They’re total idiots of course, because they’re all just admitting that she’s right over the target, I’m right to have her column, and she is in fact a real threat to their nefarious progressive blather which dominates nearly all media.

They all think they’re smarter than her. The scientific fact is that Coulter is smarter than most all of her critics, and so her consistently substantive lines are so compelling in their intelligence, originality, truth, and wittiness  — all partly explains what drives so many people on the left sputtering with rage. (She’s doing it right. She even wrote a book about it.) Ann Coulter has more brains in her little finger than most people have in their overblown Harvard-educated heads. People who are most vociferous in their scathing attacks against her rarely skip an opportunity to purposely avert their gaze from the pretty obvious twinkle in her eye as she wrote some of the most hard-hitting stuff  –  including the stuff that so “offended” them.

But my times and circumstances have changed. Two or three months ago I decided I’d have to drop her weekly column, effective just a week or two ago, simply because I could no longer justify the cost. I’d reduced the amount of time I was devoting to writing all those snappy blog entries of mine, I had ProudToBeCanadian.ca on hiatus for a time, and I’d reduced some of the other contributor and columnists’ columns I was posting and hosting; and the now ubiquitous political blogs –  including all those now countless full-on conservative blogs  –  has resulted in a drop-off in my visitor and reader numbers, which has made it hard to justify paying Ann Coulter more than I was making. I am the 99%. Yadda.

It makes me sad, because it’s been so long a run against some tough odds  –  and I’m proud of that fact  –  and because I still love her column. (Perhaps I can get some o’ that Obama stimulus money! Not a chance in Hell, you say? Hmm. Maybe if she wrote on a computer powered by green organic wood chips!) So I’ll just have to post links to her column at her web site or you can simply go there yourself and fetch it (it’s available every Wednesday at about 3:30 PM Eastern).

So she is finally silenced, here, haters! But that means absolutely nothing in the whole scheme of things. I think we’ve made our point.

Now. Back to the writing and advocating conservative ideas in bold colors.

 

My summer reading: “DEMONIC” (Ann Coulter); “The Original Argument” (Glenn Beck)

Bought my summer reading today.  Two books: “The original Argument”, in which Glenn Beck compiles the Federalist Papers [http://amzn.to/qD0T0J], and Ann Coulter’s latest best-seller, “DEMONIC”, which has something to do with politics and how wonderful liberals are, possibly [http://amzn.to/pY9bfF]

American buyers:
 Canadian buyers

 

Left-wing Toronto Star with (almost!) positive Harper front page!

Savor it while it lasts, Canadians.  It will be the last (almost!) positive, and not overtly contemptuous or disgraceful or disdainful Harper-related front page in, well maybe ever.

They will almost immediately revert back to their anti-Harper, anti-anything-conservative quagmire. (…read on, below picture…)

And today  –  just today  –  even the Toronto Star’s accompanying picture of Harper isn’t carefully calculated, as it often is by the liberal media generally, to make him appear as a moron or disheveled goofball, the way the progressive conservatives’ National Post division once featured Sarah Palin, for example  –  see right –  while instructing readers to “ignore her” and calling her “an idiot.”  That episode was more the kind of feature story about actual conservatives that we’re accustomed to in Canada, by us actual conservatives, from a media which seems to be utterly intolerant of us, or in some cases  –  like Sarah Palin or (“our!”) Ann Coulter (here and here)  —   actually seem to hate them.

But back to the Star today: You had to know there would be “buts.”  Yup, even amongst the (almost!) positive pseudo-quotes in the Star’s front page today, like “He’s one of us” and “We’re here for Canada,” you may already have noticed there’s not one but TWO “buts!”  (“But Ontario-born…” and “But will his wooing win…”).

And while they were sure to temper their front page with two “buts,” inside their pages they don’t attempt an answer to their own buttheaded question (“But will his wooing win him his longed-for majority?”), possibly afraid of the answer.

So, no buts about it, essentially, we presume. 

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Women in U.S.: choose your pretty weapon


We get fairly regular updates from our columnist Mike Adams on his favorite handguns (usually just before Christmas, the sneaky devil), and occasional mostly hunting-related updates from our Doug Giles and lately, his gun-toting daughter Regis Giles (as seen at left in the vid); and our Ann Coulter regularly makes it quite clear that she “carries” wherever that’s allowed.  But we don’t normally expect to see the liberal-left New York Times or its Magazine feature fancy guns –  especially for the gals.  It seems a little counterintuitive.  Welcome, but counterintuitive.

Especially when they use verbiage to describe them like this:  today’s gal-guns are “…flashier, more feminine and easier to pop into a handbag.”

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I picked up on this up from a tweet by one of the people I follow on Twitter, Mary Katherine Ham (@MKHammer).

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Canadians: see separate and adaptive BoldColors.CA version of this story here!

Canada’s far left NDP is sexist against women.

Which reminds me: This week we celebrate the start of 2011, which means it’s the start of the eighth year of another web site I participate in bringing you the political opinion column of Ann Coulter, who, without government help, has written seven huge New York Times best-selling books, made herself a constantly sought-after star on the TV news and politics circuit, made herself a stellar speaker on the speaking circuit, made herself a famous syndicated columnist, and has become a political leader in her own right, all without affirmative action policies to help her along.

So yay us.

And by the way, unlike Maclean’s magazine and other media in Canada, that web site (“ProudToBeCanadian.ca”), and let’s face it: me, personally, have done this all alone, without any federal tax dollars or affirmative action or other sundry government policy aids.

But I digress just to rub the left’s face in the reality of life.

So let’s get it straight: progressives are sexists and racists. This is not breaking news, although some in the news media today are acting as though they’ve personally uncovered the story of the century. See the National Post, which for the first time in a century or two found a politics story west of Toronto or Ontario (“National Post editorial board: Gender quota makes B.C. NDP seem ridiculous”). This is merely more proof.

We’re talking about the BC wing of the socialist you’ve got to be kidding party in this case, but any political party which believes it must give women an edge by way of special policies or rules or by applying different standards, in order for women to succeed in life or in politics, obviously doesn’t think much of women. They think women can’t make it on their own.

Conservatives don’t think that way. Conservatives think women can and should make it on their own. And we all encourage them — not because they’re women, either, by the way, but just because we want the best and brightest. It’s a meritocracy among other things.

Progressives — the left generally — both Liberals and the you’ve got to be kidding party — all seem to feel women can’t make it on their own. Perhaps at least as bad is the fact that they see common folks like us — voters, and even their own members — as incapable of making even reasonable decisions on their own. Only they know what’s best for the folks (sound familiar?), and the folks must be guided by them, as if the people are all stupid little children, or like the folks are all somehow mentally handicapped, incapable of thinking on their own and unable to do it right. We might vote for beer and popcorn, after all.

Let’s let this air out a little just so we’re clear: according to them, we must be forced, by them, to make the “right” decisions. Our freedom must therefore be limited, on the basis that we’re stupid. Just in this one additional huge way for now, though, see. We’ll see how things go from here, though. Mkay?

The socialist (and ever so progressive!) BC you’ve got to be kidding party is demonstrating, today, what a sexist, anti-woman party they are. Their constitution, changed only a few years years ago to become more “progressive” — which is really just another way of saying suck up to dumb women (and only the dumb ones), and minorities, and the useful idiots of the world in order to attract votes, dictates that its next leader be a women. And this, solely on the basis that a man is currently president of the party (well, Moe Sihota is, anyway), and a man is the treasurer. Their socialist manifesto dictates that one of these three comrades must be a woman, meritocracy be damned. Only the leadership position is up for grabs however. And only men have stepped-up. So it’s funny that way.

This is of course ass-backward. Phew. So everything’s still on track. We should expect absolutely no less than this level of lunacy from progressives whose principles are founded in the notion that society must be engineered, and on the egalitarian, and manifestly on the specious and the feel-good and the ether.

Serendipitously, the slightly more-to-the-right (and only slightly, and still extremely progressive-left) BC Liberal Party is also having a leadership contest as we speak, and more women have stepped-up there — in fact a woman, Christy Clark, is leading the pack. They have no such manifesto dictating that a women must be elected leader of the party (at least not written anyway — but we have seen almost the exact same anti-woman sexism play out at the federal level in that party, where they seem to think women must be foisted on constituencies in order to help women along, and in order to help ourselves, apparently on the same basis that they think women can’t make it on their own, and we’re all too stupid to make right decisions. And meritocracy be damned, once again).

Looking forward (as apparently they refuse to do, pace their claim to “progressivism”) it seems to me it’s also a strong and expensive case of constructive dismal waiting to happen. If either the you’ve got to be kidding party president or the treasurer is forced to step down in order to make room for a new man as leader (only several men have stepped forward to run for leadership to replace the quitting woman leader), then in the normal world it’s a fearsome discrimination lawsuit or a constructive dismissal case begging to happen. Of course it won’t happen in this one instance, in order to deceive the public once again, and make themselves look good even in the face of their own idiotic policy and social engineering. In this way they’re exactly like the governments of the old Soviet Union, or Cuba, or North Korea, which would constantly deceive the public to deflect from the faltering reality they created.

This speciously positive sounding “affirmative action” idiocy demonstrates as well as any of the myriad other examples I can think of why we in the conservative set are the ones who believe in women — and ethnic minorities — and know they can all make it on their own without special leg-up BS policies or phony (and I would think embarrassing) supports. The progressives — the liberals and socialists and all of the left — are sexists and racists.

Take it from a man who knows.

EXTRA OUTRAGE UPDATE:

Lali blasts NDP “quota”

VANCOUVER/CKNW AM 980
Gord MacDonald
1/4/2011

NDP MLA Harry Lali is slamming his own’s party’s gender equality provision that requires one of the top jobs – leader, president, or treasurer – has to be a woman.

Lali says that’s a quota and that’s wrong.

“…..I know there was discrmination [sic] against me based on my colour and I had to actually work through that and fight it, tooth and nail, all throughout my life, to fight the kind of bigotry that existed. How is this any different when we exclude older, white males from running for nominations for the NDP? The NDP is a party of inclusion, not a party of exclusion.”

Lali was speaking on the Mike Smyth Show on CKNW.

Those were his only questions?