Your Mom Goes to Duke
Lately, Duke University has been doing more withdrawing than Marion Barry without a crack pipe. Readers will remember that they had to echo Gilda...
Whiny Atheists Protest Charlie Brown Christmas Special
The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when...
Of course Canada is more business-friendly than the USA
A recent report from Bloomberg News ranks Canada as the second-best country in which to do business, behind Hong Kong and ahead of the...
Remember When Being on the Government Tit Was a Bad Thing?
When I was a young dork growing up in West Texas in the 70s and 80s, my folks raised me to believe that making...
WaPo fact-checks Obama but don’t worry, Obama’s not lying. Just “problematic claims.”
To the Obama-luvin' mainstream media, an outright lie to and pure deception of the American people by the president of the United States, is...
Mercury is NOT TOXIC to anyone…
… at ambient exposure levels in the U.S.
Yesterday, the U.S. Environmental over-Protection Agency proposed “the first-ever national standards for mercury, arsenic and other toxic...
Pie-throwing: violence or hilarity? Apparently it depends who it’s against. Part 1.
I've got as good a sense of humor as the next guy. Just ask my wife whose eyes are now permanently fixed looking up...
Media Mogul Charged with First Degree Murdoch
In December 1996, a Florida couple, John and Alice Martin, who sounded suspiciously like union goons, claimed to have inadvertently tapped into a phone...
An Immodest Proposal
I can’t stand atheists. And I plan to do something about them. Thankfully, the U.S. Supreme Court has given me a powerful tool to...
Fostering discrimination
Eunice and Owen Johns, 62 and 65, have just been ruled by the highest British court to be unsuitable as foster parents. They're renowned...
“Dyspepsia and American Atheism” — made columnist Mike Adams break wind.
Every now and then there is a lawsuit that really defines the desperation of a failing social movement. The recent decision of one of...
Here comes Newt. Insert [laughter] [sadness] [excitement] here.
Newt Gingrich is now being sued by the authors of the song "Eye of the Tiger," for Gingrich's unauthorized usage of it over the...
Obama Calls Mitt Romney a BSer? Now That’s Funny!
You know what’s funny? In a recent Rolling Stone interview, Obama called Mitt Romney a “bullsh*tter” … that’s what’s funny.
Now, it’s not funny in...
Hillary lies about what she’s learned, too?
James Taranto being funny and smart. Hillary Clinton either didn't remember what she JUST said the other day, or she's simply dishonest about her...
When I Want a Progressive’s Opinion on What Guns I “Need” or “Don’t Need”…
My buddy, Green Beret badass Bryan Sikes, shot a massive whitetail buck last week during our South Texas Purple Heart Adventure. He whacked said...