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When I Want a Progressive’s Opinion on What Guns I “Need” or “Don’t Need”…

By on Tuesday January 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm
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My buddy, Green Beret badass Bryan Sikes, shot a massive whitetail buck last week during our South Texas Purple Heart Adventure. He whacked said muy grande with a LaRue Tactical OBR chambered for the glorious .308 Win. round. Oh and BTW, Sikes used a high capacity magazine during this hunt. For those of you who […]


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Massacre Solution: The Brady Bunch Bill to Prohibit the Procreation of Irresponsible People

By on Sunday January 13, 2013 at 1:13 pm
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As most of you know, Vice President Joe Biden has been appointed by Obama to make certain that another Sandy Hook never goes down on American soil. Being an American who digs freedom, I’m not getting the warm and fuzzies about this legislative venture. A myopic cyclops staring into the sun can see where this […]


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Can You Imagine King George III Telling Our Nation’s Founders They Couldn’t Have Muskets?

By on Monday January 7, 2013 at 9:00 am
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Don’t you love how the Left and their step-n-fetch media mavens are trying to make law-abiding gun owners the bad guys? You don’t? Yeah, me neither. From Hollywood’s heavily armed guarded elite to the radical, anti-gun commie rag Journal News, peaceful and upright average Joes are being isolated and concentrated on as the bane of […]


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The Assault Weapons Ban Didn’t Work Then and It Won’t Work Now

By on Thursday January 3, 2013 at 1:37 pm
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Senator Dianne Feinstein is queuing up come January 2013 to retable—yet again—an Assault Weapons Ban (AWB) in order to “severely mitigate the possibilities of another Sandy Hook atrocity.” Great idea, Dianne, as the first AWB that Clinton signed into law worked wonders in schools from 1994-2004. It was awesome. It panned out wonderfully aside from […]


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Gun Owners: Should We Listen to Bob Costas?

By on Sunday December 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm
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As most of you know, during a football game last week Bob Costas lectured us po’ goofy Americans about the evils of a “gun culture” and how we need to evolve away from being obsessed with firearms. As soon as I heard that drivel roll off Mr. C’s tongue I ordered another 30/06, a sweet […]


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Whiny Atheists Protest Charlie Brown Christmas Special

By on Thursday November 29, 2012 at 9:20 am
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The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when they see a child wrapped in swaddling clothes. Yep, the anti-theists I used to hang out with in the Lone Star state were rugged individualists who were so busy milking this […]


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If God Doesn’t Judge Us, He’ll Have to Apologize to Sodom

By on Sunday November 18, 2012 at 8:22 am
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I have to admit that when Obama “won” re-election I became more depressed than Madonna’s audience was when they were forced to watch her strip the other night. For God’s sake, Madonna, put some material on that mess, material girl. I guess she’s going to follow Cher’s path and torture us with her exhibitionism ‘til […]


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I Hope This Is The Last Column I Ever Have To Write About Bronco Bamma

By on Sunday November 4, 2012 at 8:17 am
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This past week a YouTube video of a crying four-year-old little girl named Abigail went viral. In the video Abby’s mom asks her why she’s so sad. Abigail replies through a steady stream of tears and mucus that she’s “tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney.” Well, little sister, I feel your pain. Now, mind […]


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Obama Calls Mitt Romney a BSer? Now That’s Funny!

By on Monday October 29, 2012 at 9:34 am
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You know what’s funny? In a recent Rolling Stone interview, Obama called Mitt Romney a “bullsh*tter” … that’s what’s funny. Now, it’s not funny in a ha-ha sense but funny in a you-gotta-be-kidding-me sense of the word. Obama accusing Romney of bunkum? Talk about the putz calling the kettle black. Obama’s entire life and rise […]


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Benghazi: Obama and His Ilk Hung Chris Stevens and Others Out to Dry

By on Saturday October 27, 2012 at 12:20 pm
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This past Friday the State Department released internal docs showing that Chris Stevens, U.S. Ambassador to hell’s corridor in Libya, begged Obama’s boys in D.C. to ramp up security in Benghazi. And, as we all know now, he got nothing from the State Department but was allowed to be tortured and murdered by “democracy seekers” […]


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Benghazi: Obama and His Ilk Hung Chris Stevens and Others Out to Dry

By on Sunday October 21, 2012 at 9:04 am
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This past Friday the State Department released internal docs showing that Chris Stevens, U.S. Ambassador to hell’s corridor in Libya, begged Obama’s boys in D.C. to ramp up security in Benghazi. And, as we all know now, he got nothing from the State Department but was allowed to be tortured and murdered by “democracy seekers” […]


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Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Biden

By on Sunday October 14, 2012 at 10:06 am
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“When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, the foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.” —Proverbs 29:9 I was going to title this column, “How Not to Be a Smarmy, Bellicose, Horse-Toothed Dork Like Biden.” However, upon deeper contemplation I thought I’d direct it toward parents as […]


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This Was Going to Be an Awesome Column about the Debate (But the Altitude Kicked My Butt)

By on Sunday October 7, 2012 at 11:39 am
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Last week I sent Mitt a note encouraging him not to morph into a McCain-like wuss during the debate. I think he got my email because he Buford Pussered Obama. It was embarrassing. The president looked defeated–head down, busted. The greatest joy I had the night of the debate didn’t come from watching the erudite […]


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The Insane Stream Media Hates Gracious Christianity and Loves Violent Islam

By on Sunday September 23, 2012 at 9:27 am
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Man, don’t cha love how the Insane Stream Media and their soft-brain disciples make Christians out to be fish-stickered, bug-eyed equals to incensed Islam? If you were to accept what the White House, some atheists and prattling gay activists say about Christians as true, you’d think the Church is chomping at the bit to chop […]


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Middle East Mayhem: Congrats Obama,You Built That

By on Sunday September 16, 2012 at 8:16 am
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Remember back in the beginning of 2011 when Obama told us about the freedom lovers in Egypt and Libya living under the oppression of dictators and needing our immediate help to establish democracy in their fair lands? You do? So do I. How weird. We should become best friends. Facebook me. Anyway … it turns […]


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