Thursday, February 20, 2020
"Occupy Wall Street" idiocy in action

Four Habits of an Occupy Wall Street Occupuss

Herewith are four common denominators of a Wall Street occupier. Habit One: Hate America. Unlike the patriotic Tea Party movement where Old Glory flies proudly...

A Naughty Newt, A Bitter Ex and Misplaced Rage

As a Christian, I will neither defend nor excuse Newt’s past adultery. That said, after watching his ex-wife Marianne go off on him on...

IDs for Beer but Not for Ballots?

I was in Atlanta’s Hartsfield Airport recently and had a three-hour layover before I headed back to Miami. So, I did what any sensible...

Machine Gun Preacher

Finally … a major motion picture with a solid Christian premise that’s not repellently corny and doesn’t star Christendom’s ubiquitous default leading man, Kirk...

Whitney Houston Was Correct: Crack Was Wack

During a 2002 ABC interview Whitney Houston told an inquiring Diane Sawyer that “crack is wack.” She was correct: Crack is wack, and in...

Benghazi: Obama and His Ilk Hung Chris Stevens and Others Out to Dry

This past Friday the State Department released internal docs showing that Chris Stevens, U.S. Ambassador to hell’s corridor in Libya, begged Obama’s boys in...

Mama Grizzlies: Obama Wants More Time With Your Cubs

Hey mama grizzlies, it appears as if the White House wants more time with your cubs. Yep, I guess Barack and his socialistic cabal...

Gay Marriage Will Make Future Mother’s Days Quite Perplexing

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that...

Benghazi: Obama and His Ilk Hung Chris Stevens and Others Out to Dry

This past Friday the State Department released internal docs showing that Chris Stevens, U.S. Ambassador to hell’s corridor in Libya, begged Obama’s boys in...

The Dutch Ditch Multiculturalism

The land of windmills and tulips grew a pair in June and officially tabled legislation that effectively says to the Religion of Peace,...

Merry Old England Morphs into Scary New England via Multiculturalism

It appears as if this multicultural smack we’re being sold in the U.S. didn’t work out too well in the U.K. Just this past...

This Was Going to Be an Awesome Column about the Debate (But the Altitude...

Last week I sent Mitt a note encouraging him not to morph into a McCain-like wuss during the debate. I think he got my...

They’re Coming for Our Balls

A public school in Toronto has put a ban on most balls their kiddos toss around during recess because school administrators have deemed such...

The Vagina Monologues Chick Speaks Out of Her Backside Regarding Palin

I feel sorry for the Haitians devastated by the recent earthquake and the people getting slaughtered in Darfur, but you know who else I...

Glee’s Not for Me

My friend, SNL’s Victoria Jackson, got verbally hammered by the female host of HLN’s Showbiz this week for “daring” to say in a...