Monday, July 6, 2020

Jared Loughner Was a Tea Partier (and I’m an Atheist River Dancer Who Hates...

Don’t you love how the Left takes a warped twentysomething … Who went to a high school with curriculum crafted by Bill Ayers, - Whose favorite...

The Slum Lord Millionaire: Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

Man, it was hard picking an op-ed mark this week because the chum slick was so thick with fresh chunks of juicy lunacy from...

Urban Beach Week Destroys South Beach … Again

Well, I’m going to be called a racist for this one, but here it goes: What the heck is up with the hip...

Democratic Egypt to Ban Bikinis, Beer and King Tut

Remember when every Ron Burgundy out there was giddy as a schoolgirl telling us that Egyptian “freedom fighters” were getting rid of that old...

Conservative Offers $20,000 to Anyone Who Can Produce Obama’s College Transcripts

If you want to score twenty G’s this summer and garner at least thirty minutes of crazy fame then get busy rooting out Obama’s...

Purple Hearts and Jersey Shore Tarts

The other night I accidentally stumbled onto the Jersey Shore “reality show.” If that mess reps “reality” for our young ‘uns then as a...

Parents: Hone Your Kid’s BS Detector!

How many of you have met the book smart 4.0 summa cum laude lady who, in regard to street smarts, is a summa dumb...

2011 Resolution: Annoy the Left 365

I hate New Year

A Redneck’s Bitter and Clingy Thanksgiving List

I love Thanksgiving

ObamaCare, Alinsky & Useful Christian Idiots

President Obama, having a rough go at getting the un-churched masses to buy/sell his Health Care Swill, has turned to the brethren (hallelujah!) to...

IDs for Beer but Not for Ballots?

I was in Atlanta’s Hartsfield Airport recently and had a three-hour layover before I headed back to Miami. So, I did what any sensible...

Andrew Breitbart to NAACP’s Ben Jealous: ‘Go to Hell!’

For the NAACP to call the Tea Party a bunch of “racists” is like Rosie O’Donnell complaining that Chelsea Handler is a bit flabby...

Snookie’s Smut or Cowboy Values?

I believe it’s written in the book of Revelation that when an over-tanned, drunken dwarf named Snookie rises from the north shore with tetherball-sized...

How Dads Can Avoid Billy Ray’s Regrets

I can’t imagine watching a video of my 18-year-old daughter on TV, high as a kite, sucking on a bong, speaking gibberish, posing for...

Snookipocalypse: The End Has Come

Many of my Christian brothers believe that the ubiquitous earthquakes, recent tsunamis, violent weather systems and the Middle East uprisings...