Friday, September 25, 2020

Kids with Cell Phones: Record Your Socialist Teachers!

God bless cell phones. With them we can chat with our friends; we can watch the grossest zit since the dawn of time being...

The Dark Knight Movie Massacre & Why I Carry a Gun Everywhere I Go

I would venture to guess that the folks filing in to see the latest Batman installment in Aurora, Colorado last Thursday evening didn’t figure...

Palin Says “Reload” and the Liberals Have a Cow

For all the Ann Curry literalists out there, I do not “literally” mean that liberals had an actual cow after Palin told her conservative...

Six Ways Obama Might Win Young Voters in 2012

I wonder what kind of campaign voodoo Obama’s going to foist on young voters to get them to buy his “Hope and Change” (again)...

“Praying for This Nation Like Our Butts Depended on It”

For the Christian who has been paying even minimal attention to the state of our union and its current crappy condition, it’s easy to...

They’re Coming for Our Balls

A public school in Toronto has put a ban on most balls their kiddos toss around during recess because school administrators have deemed such...

2011 Resolution: Annoy the Left 365

I hate New Year

Mama Grizzlies: Obama Wants More Time With Your Cubs

Hey mama grizzlies, it appears as if the White House wants more time with your cubs. Yep, I guess Barack and his socialistic cabal...

How Dads Can Avoid Billy Ray’s Regrets

I can’t imagine watching a video of my 18-year-old daughter on TV, high as a kite, sucking on a bong, speaking gibberish, posing for...

If You’re Going Through Hell, Keep Going

The economic times we are living in are rougher and scarier than Rosie just before getting bikini waxed. With our national cash crisis...

Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

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Blacks Can Murder Whites, and It Won’t Make National News

If you’re a 20-year-old black male, you can beat an 85-year-old white woman to death and pummel her 90-year-old white husband straight into ICU,...

The Slum Lord Millionaire: Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

Man, it was hard picking an op-ed mark this week because the chum slick was so thick with fresh chunks of juicy lunacy from...

Obama’s Boys Call in Riot Cops on Tea Party Protestors (Chavez Would Be Proud)

Somebody help me here. What kind of ominous situation requires local law enforcement to dispatch their Darth Vader look-alike SWAT units to keep the...

The Separation Between Muslims and Taste

Building a mosque at Ground Zero is like OJ’s mom putting a glamour shot of Orenthal over Nicole Brown’s gravestone. In other words, it’s...