Thursday, July 2, 2020

Satan Finally Found His Political Party—The Democrats!

Well, the DNC just wrapped, folks, and it looks like the Prince of Darkness has finally found his political party: the God-booing Democrats! Booing God?...

Obama Disses America’s Pope, Cardinal Timothy Dolan

If Obama were wise he would really ramp up his misinformation machine. He should start giving away free weed, beer, hookers, tanks of gas,...

Conservative Offers $20,000 to Anyone Who Can Produce Obama’s College Transcripts

If you want to score twenty G’s this summer and garner at least thirty minutes of crazy fame then get busy rooting out Obama’s...

Progs – “Mitt Romney Is the Worst Human Ever, Ever, Ever”

Wow, I thought George W. Bush was the worst man ever to walk the earth. Now, according to the Leftists, it’s Mitt Romney? Geez,...

Rowdy Cluckers: The Chick-fil-A Rebellion

Well, the anti-Chick-fil-A thing sort of backfired, now didn’t it? Yep, the rabid gay crowd thought they were going to shut CFA down, but...

O’Reilly Is O’Really in Left Field on the Guns and Ammo Issue

“This year will go down in history. For the first time a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our...

The Dark Knight Movie Massacre & Why I Carry a Gun Everywhere I Go

I would venture to guess that the folks filing in to see the latest Batman installment in Aurora, Colorado last Thursday evening didn’t figure...

Remember When Being on the Government Tit Was a Bad Thing?

When I was a young dork growing up in West Texas in the 70s and 80s, my folks raised me to believe that making...

10 Ways Women Can Wreck Their Marriage.

If some of you ladies want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good husband to...

Dads: If You Don’t Want Your Daughter to Date Charlie Sheen, Lil Wayne, Beavis...

Here are my 10 Commandments for my daughter’s potential boyfriends. Please facebook, email and tweet this list and my accompanying new video to dads who...

Doug Giles’ Cure for the Skinny Punks Who Viciously Bullied the Granny on the...

The video of Karen Klein, a 68-year-old granny who was bullied beyond belief by a gaggle of 13-year-old pukes went viral last Wednesday. If...

Hey, Man-Hating, Nerve-Grating Feminists: Good Fathers Are Irreplaceable

I have two twentysomething daughters who’re currently taking over the planet. When these female charges popped out of their mommy’s womb, this thing called...

My Guns and Loads to Dispatch Zombies Baking on Bath Salts

I love Miami. Many of my conservative buddies can’t figure out why I moved here or why I stay. I remind them quite often...

Don’t Forward This Breitbart Painting to the Occupiers or Media Matters

“We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.” —Winston Churchill Art is powerful. Through art nations have been swayed toward greatness … and toward Obama. Via...

Kids with Cell Phones: Record Your Socialist Teachers!

God bless cell phones. With them we can chat with our friends; we can watch the grossest zit since the dawn of time being...