Friday, September 25, 2020
mergers ahead

My New Diversity Merger Proposal

Diversity never held anyone together because people usually bond over their commonalities, not their differences. At one little state-run university, diversity is starting to...

Mixed Doubles: Our New Civil Rights Struggle

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore. For eighteen years, I’ve been playing singles tennis. But, recently, I decided...

New Charges Surface Against Muslim Professor Julio Pino

Dear Governor Kasich (http://governor.ohio.gov/): It has been awhile since we talked about the case of Julio Pino – a tenured member of the faculty of...

Slapping That Booty

Dear (Name Deleted): I want to take the time to thank you for turning in your paper assignment on time and for conforming to...

Yes Massa

Dear Mitch Stewart (Director, Organizing for America): I am in receipt of your recent email asking for my help in urging Representative Mike McIntyre (D-N.C.)...

Facing the Giants

Nearly ten years ago, I helped organize a lawsuit against UNC-Chapel Hill. The university was forcing Christians to allow non-Christians to run their organizations....

The Case for Life

Do you ever get tired of hearing Christian conservatives whine about how bad things are going? I do, too. (Do you ever get tired...

A Five Gun Salute to Great Self Defense Weapons

Recently, I have been getting a lot of complaints about the lack of diversity in my opinion column. The Feminazi Party has been complaining...

A Cavalier Administrator

Concerned parents looking to send their kids to a college free from repressive speech codes can now add another option to their list....

My Apology to the DAMNED

Although they think they are smart, the atheists who read my columns constantly write with remarks showing their lack of comprehension of my arguments....

How Mitt Romney Won My Vote

Note: The author would like to thank the Psalmist, Switchfoot, and Samwise for inspiring this column. Back in May of 1999, I made a...

They All Look Alike

The University of South Florida (USF) has reversed its denial of recognition to the USF Young Pakistani Student Cultural group. USF had argued that...

Intellectuals and Human Nature

Recently, several “intellectuals” convened to deal with a problem so serious it could not be tackled by just one college professor. The question was...

Feminists Are No Better Than Frat Boys

Feminists on campuses across the nation are NOW rallying in protest over a recent email written by a member of the Kappa...

Eloquence in Defense of Liberty

On January 27, 2012, the 6th Circuit issued a landmark opinion in Ward v. Wilbanks. It is the biggest federal court victory for campus...