Rigor Please
For some time, I have made a habit of asking students their major (and minor) immediately after they ask me a silly question....
The Salem Sandwich Trials
My name is Mike Adams. I’m honored to have been elected mayor of Salem, Massachusetts at this seminal point in history as we struggle...
My Guns Are Pretty (And Safer Than Your Tattoos)
There’s nothing more annoying than getting a complaint about my gun collection from a feminist with a tattoo on her lower back. I don’t...
Academic Malpractice Part 818
Author’s Note: This is the 818th column I have written since September of 2003. If you are tired of hearing about liberal hypocrisy in...
Anarchy at U. Kentucky
I wish George Orwell were alive today. He could have seen just how right he was on such a wide range of issues. If...
Fat Honkies Need Exercise, Too
Let me get something straight right now. I do not work for the University of North Carolina. I work for the North Carolina taxpayers....
Aborting Hitler
Someone once asked me whether I would abort Adolf Hitler if I knew in advance he would try to launch a Holocaust against millions...
Eloquence in Defense of Liberty
On January 27, 2012, the 6th Circuit issued a landmark opinion in Ward v. Wilbanks. It is the biggest federal court victory for campus...
My New Diversity Merger Proposal
Diversity never held anyone together because people usually bond over their commonalities, not their differences. At one little state-run university, diversity is starting to...
Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?
American communities are not what they used to be. Today’s college graduate changes jobs about a dozen times in his career. Since he changes...
Deep Thoughts in Plain White English
Dr. Adams,
My name is Claire. I am working on a story for the school newspaper, The (UNCW) Seahawk, about Dr. Maurice Martinez and his...
A Queer Need for Rejection
Whenever I write about the issue of First Amendment Freedom of Association, I defend the right of campus groups, not government administrators, to control...
Welcome to Personal Responsibility 101
Back in 2002, I decided to join the fight against campus speech codes because I considered them to be the principal threat against liberty...
Arguments Do Not Have Testicles
Recently, a student asked me whether I had a right to speak out on abortion given that I am a man and could never...
Bankrupt State University
Many of my friends and readers are disheartened by recent cultural and political trends. Many blame our universities and wonder whether we can ever...