[dropcap]S[/dropcap]eems they’re trying to hack into Republican-related websites now in yet another “Nixonian” move — “they” being Donald Trump and the Ruskies of course, as if I had to tell you.
Not to make light of a serious situation, but yeah let’s: Background: A new website called NewRepublicanParty.org was established recently. It’s only at the concept stage, currently just barely under construction and development, and certainly not yet up and running, though it is publicly visible for testing.
Today that site’s security software, Wordfence, issued this report to its developers:
I suggest dispatching Sen. Al Franken to Yekaterinburg for an immediate look-see. Possibly station him there for several years investigating the real identity of Comrade “test”. Possibly his full name is Donald J test.
Get Comey on the horn! Oh hang on yeah the “cover-up” thing. Certainly, obviously, by absolute necessity to save the nation — a special prosecutor should be appointed forthwith. And a committee struck. Two of ’em! Possibly Bill Nye could look into it for reals. And Barbra Streisand. And team Maddow/Matthews, whereupon they could invoke “Watergate” and call it a “constitutional crisis” and “a coverup” of “Nixonian” proportions, sixty times per hour.