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10 Ways Women Can Wreck Their Marriage.

If some of you ladies want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good husband to insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another woman, or to a divorce attorney, or just shrivel him up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes you as […]


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Dads: If You Don’t Want Your Daughter to Date Charlie Sheen, Lil Wayne, Beavis or Butthead, Read This

Here are my 10 Commandments for my daughter’s potential boyfriends. Please facebook, email and tweet this list and my accompanying new video to dads who do not want their daughters to ever date or marry Lil Wayne, Charlie Sheen, Beavis or Butthead. Commandment I. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn’t make me happy. And […]


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Generation Sponge

I was going to title this column “How to Stay on the Government’s Tit Forever,” but I was afraid that Chris Matthews might call me a sexist on his show tomorrow during his nightly roast of Michele Bachmann because of the breast reference. Contrary to what I’d like to report, the socialists have succeeded in […]


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Cleaning up pre-riot: Six ways to prevent a repeat of London, Vancouver, Philadelphia‎…

If the British riots disaster is not to be replicated elsewhere, here is a manifesto of advice. Ignore it at your smug peril. 1) Reduce the role of the state and, as a balance, increase the role of the family. For many years in Britain, parents have been told their children’s social, sexual, moral and […]


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Parents: Hone Your Kid’s BS Detector!

How many of you have met the book smart 4.0 summa cum laude lady who, in regard to street smarts, is a summa dumb loopy chick? What about the poor honey who is neither book nor street smart? What a shame, eh? My goal has always been for my girls to own the twain. My […]


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Tiger Mother, Meet Lion Dad!

I have not yet read what Tiger Mother Amy Chua penned in her book regarding why Chinese mothers blow western moms away in raising sharp, solid kids, but having just gotten back from the mall I’m already siding with Chua. Western kids are, by and large, becoming frickin’ animals (at least that’s how they are […]


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How Dads Can Avoid Billy Ray’s Regrets

I can’t imagine watching a video of my 18-year-old daughter on TV, high as a kite, sucking on a bong, speaking gibberish, posing for semi-nude photos and laying all over a bunch of tweenage horndogs attempting to imitate an episode of Skins while knowing that there’s pretty much nothing I can do about her bad […]


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